Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. French unions have been using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists outside nursery schools.

Terror expert A homeowner has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists: The True Face Of Evil", A homeowner says, "read my lips; no new taxes".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for French unions. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.